Two snakes in the driveway Sun

"There were two of them in my driveway. Just lying there in the sun like they paid rent. One was black, one was kind of green, and they were tangled together but not fighting. More like napping. I needed to get to my car. So I just... walked around them. One lifted its head as I passed. I said "morning" out loud. Which is weird but it felt right. Then I was at work and they were under my desk. Same two. Still tangled. My coworker asked me something and I answered like there was nothing under my desk. She didn't look down. At some point the green one was around my wrist, not squeezing, just resting. I typed with the other hand. Nobody cared. I remember being worried about feeding them, which makes no sense. I don't know what snakes eat. I kept meaning to look it up but I never did. I woke up and checked my driveway. Empty. Felt almost disappointed. Left for work and looked under my desk when I got there. Nothing. Obviously. Sat down anyway."