The block Party with fangs

"I was at a block party but it was night and everyone had fangs. Not scary fangs. Just... there. Like braces. Nobody was biting anybody. We were all just standing around the grill. My neighbor Linda handed me a cup and I noticed her teeth and said "oh, when did you get those" and she said "Tuesday." Like it was a haircut. I kept checking my own teeth with my tongue. Normal. I felt left out, which is insane. Then someone said the sun was coming and everyone calmly went inside their houses. Not running. Just wrapping up. Like a barbecue ending. I went inside mine too and stood in the hallway and thought, wait, am I supposed to be doing this. I looked in the bathroom mirror. Still normal. I was almost disappointed. I woke up and immediately ran my tongue over my teeth. Fine. Went downstairs. Linda was getting her mail. Normal teeth. Said good morning. I said good morning back and didn't ask about Tuesday."